If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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