Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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