operation harelip BJ is a go
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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