NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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