I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
