the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
