I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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