so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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