That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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