your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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