Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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