'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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