it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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