Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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