you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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