I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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