Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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