they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I don't deserve a penis
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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