check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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