i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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