That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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