What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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