the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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