I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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