just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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