she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
She needs sedatives and a leash
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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