the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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