i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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