Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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