U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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