Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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