On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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