dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Shame - the story of my life.
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