i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
barbara walters just said penis...
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just had sex on a roof
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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