how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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