That's intense
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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