I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Need sex. Gaining weight.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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