About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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