Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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