But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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