all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize
