My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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