do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
They have beer where we have blood.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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