Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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