no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Randomize
