I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
zippers are such a cool invention
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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