You surviving the open bar?
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she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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