Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I fill condoms, not promises.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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