I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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