You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize
