It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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