Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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