..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just want nice things and good sex
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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